Listomania: Life Lessons Learned From DWC

by The Cowl Editor on April 12, 2018


How to Sneak Out of Class to Get Starbucks

How to Make Up for Not Participating

How to Avoid Getting Called On

How to Scan Sparknotes/Shmoop 10 Minutes Before Seminar

How to Bullshit

How to Not Read and Still Pass

How to Pretend You’re Interested in a Very Boring Topic

How to Write Papers the Night Before They’re Due

How to Identify a Quote from a Book You Didn’t Read

How to “Know Thyself”

How to Shop Online During Class

How to Forge a Doctor’s Note

How to Turn 100 Pages of Reading into One Page of Notes

How to Deal with Failure