Listomania: What To Do If You Don’t Have A Spring Concert Ticket

by The Cowl Editor on April 19, 2018


Go in the Friar Dom Costume


Ride the RIPTA

Have Your Parents Email About it

Extort Your Roommate For a Ticket

FaceTime Someone at the Concert

Put on Your Own Concert

Listen to the Walmart Yodeling Kid Remix on Repeat

Pretend to Be a Backup Dancer

Order Chinese and Watch a Movie

Eat Italian Food

Dance Alone in the Great Room

Disguise Yourself as a Security Guard

Go to the Pregame and Take a Nap