Listomania: Bad Reasons to Call PC Security

by Andrea Traietti on September 13, 2018


My mozz sticks got cold.

Um, I’m kind of…stuck. In the flame.

My syllabus says that Tuesday is a Monday schedule.

I called Fix-It two months ago and they still haven’t come.

A squirrel jumped out of a trash can just to stare at me.

My professor just said semester-long group projects.

I saw Friar Dom outside of a sporting event.

There’s a 45-minute wait for the Eaton Street Café.

Golden Crust is closed, but I’m still hungry.

I think the RIPTA might be on time.

I ran out of FriarBucks and it’s only September.

I have to walk from Smith to Harkins in two minutes.