Listomania*: Ways to Celebrate Columbus Day

by Andrea Traietti on October 4, 2018


Update your Waze app so you don’t get lost on the way to China

Hang out with some girls names Nina, Pinta, and Maria

Dress like it’s 1492

Update Columbus’ Wikipedia page

Pay reparations to the Native American people

Petition to change the day’s name

Celebrate Leif Erikson Day early

Take credit for others’ hard work

Fuel the Flat-Earth movement

Discover a world that’s already been discovered

Rip out the Christopher Columbus pages in your textbook

Sail the ocean blue

Go to class anyway





*This is a satirical list that does not reflect the views of Providence College or The Cowl.