Tiff and Earl

by The Cowl Editor on December 8, 2018


Christmas


Dear Tiff and Earl,

My friend and I cannot settle this debate. He claims that Die Hard is just a movie that takes place during Christmas, while I argue that Christmas is one of the integral themes in this amazing movie. I was hoping you both could settle this debate. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Yippee ki yay,
Christmas Lover

 

Dear Christmas Lover,

Die Hard is my personal favorite Christmas movie of all time. Around the holidays, I always watch it with my family while we decorate. It’s such a fun tradition! My kids always love when the line comes up, and I scream, “Yippee Ki Yay Mother Lover!” at the top of my lungs. We then watch the Silent Night, Deadly Night saga!

Merry Christmas!
Tiff

 

Dear Yippie Lover,

There’s really no debate here, so please ignore that idiot Tiff. Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie any more than my mother is one of Santa’s reindeer. If you want an action movie at Christmas, look no further than Krampus. After all, instilling deep fear into young children is the best way to prepare them for the harsh realities of the real world. Rudolph, eat your heart out.

Watch out,
Earl