Listomania: Conversation Topics to Avoid During Thanksgiving Dinner

by Sarah D Kirchner on November 22, 2019


My 90-day fiancé

The day I spent at a nudist colony

My bank account or lack of one

My tattoo of Dot 

Which state my fake ID is from

How my roommate’s drug dealer lives with us 

The demon that visits me every night

My plans after graduation

My opinions on impeachment 

The current raging hangover headache I have

The spider that whispers sweet nothings in my ear

How I definitely did not lace the turkey

The fact that I am studying abroad at home

I am pass/failing all my courses

My search for human companionship 

How my uncle is actually a b$#%!