by Elizabeth McGinn on February 4, 2021
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My ex is in it
It’s hard
My professor gives A’s starting at 94 instead of 93
It has pop quizzes
The textbook is too heavy for me to carry
It’s a non lab-based class with a lab
Someone has already tried to ask me out
It meets in-person
My professor is too hot to handle
It’s at 8:30 a.m.
I’m the only one who signed up
I used up all my excused absences already
My professor doesn’t socially distance
The person I sit next to thinks their mask is a chinstrap
Someone took my unassigned assigned seat