Listomania: Worst Times To Have Fire Drills

by The Cowl Editor on November 4, 2021


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Worst Times To Have Fire Drills

  • During my shower 
  • In the middle of a midterm 
  • During a Zoom class
  • 7 a.m. on a Sunday morning 
  • Ten minutes before my paper is due…I still have two paragraphs to write
  • When you’re in the middle of a good dream 
  • Three a.m.
  • When I’m cramming for finals
  • In the middle of doing the crossword in The Cowl
  • When you’re testing out your new microwave…oh wait, you’re probably the one who set it off
  • Right before you get to the punchline of your funny story
  • Halfway through the last season of You
  • In the middle of my chem lab (did I turn the Bunsen burner off?)