Parties in the Age of Crypto (Screenplay)

by Sarah McLaughlin '23
Editor-in-Chief


Portfolio


by Kathryn Libertini ’23

Photo courtesy of pixabay.com

 

INT. AT A PARTY

ME

Hey what’s up! You okay?

FINANCE MAJOR

Yeah kinda. Ever since the market closed on Friday and Dogecoin went down I’ve just felt awful about myself.

ME

It’s just a stock, I’m sure it will go back up!

FINANCE MAJOR

Do you even know what the stock market is like? Everyone is happy to say “buy low, sell high,” but when someone like me has the guts to do it, I risk my life savings. 

ME

I’m sure it’s not that big of a deal; you can’t predict the market. Let’s get back to the party!

FINANCE MAJOR

What did you just say?

ME

What?

FINANCE MAJOR

Oh my God. You don’t know anything about the market, do you? Leave me alone. Can you go send Chad out here? I need his take on NFTs and what my next move should be.


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