by The Cowl Editor on April 21, 2022
Portfolio
by Kathryn Libertini ’23
INT. AT A PARTY
ME
Hey what’s up! You okay?
FINANCE MAJOR
Yeah kinda. Ever since the market closed on Friday and Dogecoin went down I’ve just felt awful about myself.
ME
It’s just a stock, I’m sure it will go back up!
FINANCE MAJOR
Do you even know what the stock market is like? Everyone is happy to say “buy low, sell high,” but when someone like me has the guts to do it, I risk my life savings.
ME
I’m sure it’s not that big of a deal; you can’t predict the market. Let’s get back to the party!
FINANCE MAJOR
What did you just say?
ME
What?
FINANCE MAJOR
Oh my God. You don’t know anything about the market, do you? Leave me alone. Can you go send Chad out here? I need his take on NFTs and what my next move should be.