by The Cowl Editor on April 21, 2022
by Kathryn Libertini ’23
INT. AT A PARTY
Hey what’s up! You okay?
Yeah kinda. Ever since the market closed on Friday and Dogecoin went down I’ve just felt awful about myself.
It’s just a stock, I’m sure it will go back up!
Do you even know what the stock market is like? Everyone is happy to say “buy low, sell high,” but when someone like me has the guts to do it, I risk my life savings.
I’m sure it’s not that big of a deal; you can’t predict the market. Let’s get back to the party!
What did you just say?
Oh my God. You don’t know anything about the market, do you? Leave me alone. Can you go send Chad out here? I need his take on NFTs and what my next move should be.