by The Cowl Editor on October 6, 2022


Things to hide from my parents before they visit

  • My extensive stash of alcohol 
  • My Urban Outfitters corset 
  • My credit card statement
  • My unopened textbooks
  • My shot glasses
  • My “White Lies” T-shirt
  • My bowl
  • The 100s of opened tabs on my laptop
  • My significant other’s sweatshirts (they think I’m single)
  • My significant other