by The Cowl Editor on November 3, 2022
Features
Hey Tiff and Earl,
My girlfriend sent me the song High Infidelity from Taylor Swift’s new album Midnights (3am edition)telling me to listen to the lyrics carefully. I have done as she said, and still cannot figure out what my girlfriend is trying to tell me. All advice would be appreciated!
Sincerely,
Not A Swiftie
Hey Anti-Swiftie,
I just listened to the song just for you, and I think your girlfriend might be cheating on you, bro. If I was you, I would cut her and her poor music taste out of your life and cheat right back on her with a hotter girl. Make your fellow city boys proud.
Best of luck,
Earl
Dear NAS,
I won’t beat around the bush: sounds like your girlfriend had an affair with Taylor Swift. Tough cookies!
Sympathy,
Tiff
