by The Cowl Editor on January 29, 2023
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Dear Tiff & Earl,
Syllabus week is rough. How do I stop myself from going on a bender with my roommates?
Sincerely,
Brad’s #1 Fan
Hey Brad’s #1 Fan!
My advice would be to stay in with your roommates and catch up after the break. Save the bender for when you have something to celebrate, like passing that test you barely studied for!
Yours,
Earl
Dear Would-Be-Bender,
Please. Syllabus week is the perfect time to rage. You have next to no assignments except getting to class, and professors know even less about you than you do after a long night… What a time!
Cheers!
Tiff