Dear Tiff and Earl, What’s your opinion on breakfast for dinner? Sincerely, Green Eggs and Ham Dear Green Eggs and Ham, I am a huge fan of brunch all day, any day, at any time of day, so long as that includes bottomless mimosas. I guess then that puts me in the category of […]
Go in the Friar Dom Costume Cry Ride the RIPTA Have Your Parents Email About it Extort Your Roommate For a Ticket FaceTime Someone at the Concert Put on Your Own Concert Listen to the Walmart Yodeling Kid Remix on Repeat Pretend to Be a Backup Dancer Order Chinese and Watch a Movie Eat Italian […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, Who is your celebrity crush? Sincerely, BuzzFeed Dear BuzzFeed, This one’s a no-brainer: local Providence College celeb Adam Hanna. I stroll on down to the Met every chance I get in hopes that his transcendent eyes will finally meet mine. Each and every night I drift off to sleep while […]
How to Sneak Out of Class to Get Starbucks How to Make Up for Not Participating How to Avoid Getting Called On How to Scan Sparknotes/Shmoop 10 Minutes Before Seminar How to Bullshit How to Not Read and Still Pass How to Pretend You’re Interested in a Very Boring Topic How to Write Papers the […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I have a housing crisis. One of my friends wants to live with me next year, but I don’t want to live with them. How do I break this to them without ruining the friendship? Sincerely, Pembroke(n)-Hearted Dear Pembroke(n)-Hearted, First off, you have an amazing name. Second, you’re going to […]
Screaming into the Void Begging Our Professors for Mercy Throwing Our Laptops out the Window Burning Our Textbooks Transferring Changing Our Majors Entering the Witness Protection Program Opening a Café in Mexico Eating Donuts Planning Our Own Funerals Getting Massages Cuddling Squirrels Jumping into the Torch Drinking Our Problems Away
Dear Tiff and Earl, What are your essential items for spring break traveling? I’m trying to figure out what to bring and could use advice from seasoned veterans like you. Sincerely, Potential Packer Dear Potential Packer, I have multiple essential items for spring break. Here they are: My very worn copy of Fifty Shades […]
Mordor Fennell Hall Siberia Shelby, Ohio Chad Brown Street Victor Spoils 15 Yemen Road, Yemen Turkmenistan Purgatory Our Parents’ Basement Bella Thorne’s House Villanova University North Korea The White House
Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do professors make us print so much? I shouldn’t be out of PC Prints before midterms! Sincerely, Low on Ink (and Patience) Dear Low on Ink, Here’s a tip: just don’t print any of it. Then, when asked why you didn’t do the reading, say you have the flu. […]
Jacuzzi Diving Hibernating Ice Cream Scooping Snowman Building Dog Sledding Busting My Ass On Icy Sidewalks Hot Chocolate Drinking Layering Clothes Shoveling Ice Fishing Brushing Snow Off Of Your Car Cutting Out Paper Snowflakes Ice Sculpting Karaoke