by The Cowl Editor on March 15, 2018
Features
Screaming into the Void
Begging Our Professors for Mercy
Throwing Our Laptops out the Window
Burning Our Textbooks
Transferring
Changing Our Majors
Entering the Witness Protection Program
Opening a Café in Mexico
Eating Donuts
Planning Our Own Funerals
Getting Massages
Cuddling Squirrels
Jumping into the Torch
Drinking Our Problems Away