Dear Tiff and Earl, I just got my first Civ paper prompt, and to say I’m freaking out is an understatement. I haven’t done any of the readings for this class yet and I only have a couple of days until the paper is due. Any advice? Sincerely, Major Procrastinator Hey Major Procrastinator, Like you, […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, The first (official) darty of the semester is coming up, and my roommate and I still haven’t managed to find a solid friend group to accompany us. Any advice for quickly making friends so that we can live out our darty dreams? Sincerely, Future Darty Crasher Dear FDC, If you really […]
Worst Things To Hear During Syllabus Week “We’ll start class today with a quiz/pop quiz” “I don’t like to give out As” “Okay class, let’s take out the reading!” “No unexcused absences” “We won’t have breaks during class” (it’s a marathon class) “The final for this class will count for over half of your grade” […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I just downloaded LinkedIn and I don’t know how to polish my resume. Please send help, so I don’t spend the rest of my life living in my mom’s basement. Thank You In Advance, Jobless Senior Dear Jobless Senior, Looks like someone didn’t take “Don’t wait, Slavin 108” to heart. You’ve […]
Seniors We Will Miss Next Year <3 AJ Worsley Aidan Lerner Marelle Hipolito Grace O’Connor Maura Campbell Addison Wakelin Julia McCoy Madeline Morkin Madison Palmieri Liam Tormey Leo Hainline Lillie Hunter Brooke Rioux Colleen Joyce Angie Nguyen Nicole Patano All of them <3
Best Things to Find in an Easter Egg A $100 bill Tickets to Coachella Another smaller egg Those little foam dinosaurs that grow in water A coupon for free tuition The fat squirrel from the fall An engagement ring Full-sized Kanye A crumpled up exam answer sheet A personalized poem written by Dean Sears
Dear Tiff and Earl, I was walking around campus today, and I can’t help but notice the fat squirrel from the fall is missing. I need to know if he survived the winter…any ideas as to where he is? Sincerely, Squirrel Enthusiast Dear squirrel enthusiast, I ate him. Tiff Dear Squirrel Enthusiast, I have it […]
Artists We Should’ve Had For Spring Concert Pitbull The Rock Will Smith (ft. Chris Rock) Machine Gun Kelly Frank Sinatra (hologram version) Macklemore Doja Cat Kanye West (featuring Skeet) Travis Scott Dr. Taylor Swift Shawn Mendes (post breakup tour?) Rihanna (post hiatus tour?) Ed Sheeren My Chemical Romance Big Time Rush (without Dixie D’Amelio) (sans […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I caught my crush and best friend making out in the broom closet at Black and White Ball this weekend. How do I emotionally recover? Insincerely, Heartbroken :( Dear Heartbroken, I must confess that your story, like a middle-aged man with Santa at the mall, does not sit right with me. […]
Artists We Should’ve Had For Spring Concert Pitbull The Rock Will Smith (ft. Chris Rock) Machine Gun Kelly Frank Sinatra (hologram version) Macklemore Doja Cat Kanye West (featuring Skeet) Travis Scott Dr. Taylor Swift Shawn Mendes (post breakup tour?) Rihanna (post hiatus tour?) Ed Sheeran My Chemical Romance Big Time Rush (without Dixie D’Amelio) (sans […]