by Sarah D Kirchner on November 22, 2019
Portfolio
My 90-day fiancé
The day I spent at a nudist colony
My bank account or lack of one
My tattoo of Dot
Which state my fake ID is from
How my roommate’s drug dealer lives with us
The demon that visits me every night
My plans after graduation
My opinions on impeachment
The current raging hangover headache I have
The spider that whispers sweet nothings in my ear
How I definitely did not lace the turkey
The fact that I am studying abroad at home
I am pass/failing all my courses
My search for human companionship
How my uncle is actually a b$#%!