August 22, 2017

Tiffany & Earl

Dear Tiff and Earl,

I’m feeling very overwhelmed, how do you de-stress?

Sincerely,

Everything hurts and I’m dying

 

Stress cannot be relieved; your only chance is the sweet release of death. That, or a full body massage.

-Tiff

 

Go to Colorado, they have a really great remedy for stress there. Skiing. Skiing is fantastic in Colorado. Massachusetts has skiing too, but real skiing enthusiasts make the pilgrimmage to Colorado for the best experience.

-Earl

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