Tiff and Earl
Dear Tiff and Earl,
I was planning on finally getting out into the dating game when the pandemic hit. How am I supposed to find a date when we must wear masks and stay six feet apart?
If anyone has ever taught you anything about dating, you should know that it’s all in the eyes. I have yet to meet anyone who says they fell in love with someone because of the person’s nose. It’s an important feature of the face and has the potential to be quite the honker, but you should be able to tell that by whether the person’s mask is a pyramid or not. You might need a little extra eyebrow action, but I have confidence in you.
I have actually found the current conditions to be particularly conducive to dating. Masks have made it so no one can judge my looks and the six feet rule has made it so no one can tell my shower has been broken for the past two years. All you really need is a topic of conversation that does not involve anything that has occurred in 2020 and you should be good!