Listomania: Festivus Airing of the Grievances

by The Cowl Editor on December 7, 2019

Christmas

Not having chicken in the alumni salads

Alumni closed on Sundays (we will not be silenced)

The elevator being down in DiTrag for 3 weeks

Late Thanksgiving

When the app says that a washer is available but it’s not

Seeing ads for all 20 democratic presidential candidates

Peter as the new Bachelor (Mike deserved better)

The ending to Game of Thrones (Daenerys deserved better)

Nobody celebrating Thanksgiving (Squanto deserved better)

Taking my student loans to the grave

The monstrosity of the doors in Slavin

Not being able to domesticate the squirrels on campus

Starbucks not accepting Starbucks gift cards (I see you Sodexo)

Having no friends for friendsgiving

No baby yoda stuffed animals for Christmas

Finals week is two weeks long…change my mind

The people blowing the leaves (it isn’t fall anymore)

The sprinklers nicely watering the sidewalk

Providence College Men’s Basketball

PARKING

Listomania: The Festivus Airing of the Grievances

by The Cowl Editor on December 8, 2018

Christmas

All I can do is procrastinate

Ray (#BringBackThePaniniStation)

Ban electric scooters

Professors moving finals a week earlier

Saturday finals

Dorm fines

Dunkin’ getting rid of the peppermint mocha

Getting misdiagnosed by the Health Center

Running on three hours of sleep

Running out of toilet paper

Winter songs pretending to be Christmas songs (We see through you, Baby It’s Cold Outside)

Secret Santa

Family asking me what I am doing with my life

The Christmas tree on Slavin lawn being the size of my thumb

Group projects

The landscaping crew mowing the lawn during the winter