Tag: Festivus for the rest of us
Listomania: Festivus Airing of the Grievances
by The Cowl Editor on December 7, 2019
Christmas
Not having chicken in the alumni salads
Alumni closed on Sundays (we will not be silenced)
The elevator being down in DiTrag for 3 weeks
Late Thanksgiving
When the app says that a washer is available but it’s not
Seeing ads for all 20 democratic presidential candidates
Peter as the new Bachelor (Mike deserved better)
The ending to Game of Thrones (Daenerys deserved better)
Nobody celebrating Thanksgiving (Squanto deserved better)
Taking my student loans to the grave
The monstrosity of the doors in Slavin
Not being able to domesticate the squirrels on campus
Starbucks not accepting Starbucks gift cards (I see you Sodexo)
Having no friends for friendsgiving
No baby yoda stuffed animals for Christmas
Finals week is two weeks long…change my mind
The people blowing the leaves (it isn’t fall anymore)
The sprinklers nicely watering the sidewalk
Providence College Men’s Basketball
PARKING
Listomania: The Festivus Airing of the Grievances
by The Cowl Editor on December 8, 2018
Christmas
All I can do is procrastinate
Ray (#BringBackThePaniniStation)
Ban electric scooters
Professors moving finals a week earlier
Saturday finals
Dorm fines
Dunkin’ getting rid of the peppermint mocha
Getting misdiagnosed by the Health Center
Running on three hours of sleep
Running out of toilet paper
Winter songs pretending to be Christmas songs (We see through you, Baby It’s Cold Outside)
Secret Santa
Family asking me what I am doing with my life
The Christmas tree on Slavin lawn being the size of my thumb
Group projects
The landscaping crew mowing the lawn during the winter