Tag: Listomania
Listomania
by The Cowl Editor on September 26, 2022
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Worst Places To Show Your Parents On Parents Weekend
- Ray
- Guz
- Eaton Street
- Communal bathrooms
- Chad Brown Street
- Where I failed my civ final
- Radcliffe Avenue
- Foxy Lady
- The middle of the flame where the pee sits
- Suites
- Any freshman male’s dorm
photo creds: pixabay
LISTOMANIA
by The Cowl Editor on September 8, 2022
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Worst Things To Hear During Syllabus Week
- “We’ll start class today with a quiz/pop quiz”
- “I don’t like to give out As”
- “Okay class, let’s take out the reading!”
- “No unexcused absences”
- “We won’t have breaks during class” (it’s a marathon class)
- “The final for this class will count for over half of your grade”
- “Attendance is required for this class”
- “No tech”
- “There’s gonna be a final paper and exam”
- “Barely anybody has passed this class before”
- “I will be cold calling”
- “Participation is worth 40% of your final grade”
- “Let’s do an ice breaker”
Listomania
by trogers5 on May 5, 2022
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Seniors We Will Miss Next Year <3
- AJ Worsley
- Aidan Lerner
- Marelle Hipolito
- Grace O’Connor
- Maura Campbell
- Addison Wakelin
- Julia McCoy
- Madeline Morkin
- Madison Palmieri
- Liam Tormey
- Leo Hainline
- Lillie Hunter
- Brooke Rioux
- Colleen Joyce
- Angie Nguyen
- Nicole Patano
- All of them <3
Listomania
by trogers5 on April 21, 2022
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Best Things to Find in an Easter Egg
- A $100 bill
- Tickets to Coachella
- Another smaller egg
- Those little foam dinosaurs that grow in water
- A coupon for free tuition
- The fat squirrel from the fall
- An engagement ring
- Full-sized Kanye
- A crumpled up exam answer sheet
- A personalized poem written by Dean Sears
Listomania
by trogers5 on April 8, 2022
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Artists We Should’ve Had For Spring Concert
- Pitbull
- The Rock
- Will Smith (ft. Chris Rock)
- Machine Gun Kelly
- Frank Sinatra (hologram version)
- Macklemore
- Doja Cat
- Kanye West (featuring Skeet)
- Travis Scott
- Dr. Taylor Swift
- Shawn Mendes (post breakup tour?)
- Rihanna (post hiatus tour?)
- Ed Sheeren
- My Chemical Romance
- Big Time Rush (without Dixie D’Amelio) (sans Carlos)
- R. Kelly (from prison)
- The Friar Band
Listomania: Artists We Should’ve Had For Spring Concert
by The Cowl Editor on April 8, 2022
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Artists We Should’ve Had For Spring Concert
- Pitbull
- The Rock
- Will Smith (ft. Chris Rock)
- Machine Gun Kelly
- Frank Sinatra (hologram version)
- Macklemore
- Doja Cat
- Kanye West (featuring Skeet)
- Travis Scott
- Dr. Taylor Swift
- Shawn Mendes (post breakup tour?)
- Rihanna (post hiatus tour?)
- Ed Sheeran
- My Chemical Romance
- Big Time Rush (without Dixie D’Amelio) (sans Carlos)
- R. Kelly (from prison)
- The Hillbilly Thomists
Listomania
by trogers5 on March 27, 2022
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Celebrities Who Should’ve Been at the Big East Tournament
- Pete Davidson (only if he brought Kim)
- Kanye West (would he and Pete fight?)
- Dean Sears
- Timothée Chalamet
- Nicole Patano (our fave EIC)
- Nate Watson (think he’d make a TikTok with me?)
- Big Time Rush (without their opening act)
- Dot (PC misses her greatly)
- The Cheetah Girls
- The OG Hamilton cast
- Zendaya and Tom Holland
- Beyonce and Jay Z
- Obama and Michelle
- Gordon Ramsey
- Shawn Mendes
- Taylor Swift (but only if she sang You Belong With Me)
The cast of Euphoria (especially Alexa Demie)
Listomania
by trogers5 on March 3, 2022
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Professor Red Flags I Wish I Noticed Earlier in the Semester:
- No syllabus week
- Small word counts for essays (only for English/Creative Writing majors)
- Long word counts for essays (for every other major)
- Asks for papers single-spaced
- Wants printed and digital copies
- No laptops allowed in class (they’re cutting into my online shopping time…)
- Printing out every handout for class
- Plugs their own journal articles
- Has group projects
- Cold-calls
- Gives oral exams
- Doesn’t reply to emails
- Emails too much
- Doesn’t let you use the bathroom
- Gets mad when someone uses the bathroom
- Not enough office hours
- Doesn’t take off their jacket
- Uses a chalkboard (and doesn’t mind the squeaking)
- “I don’t really give out As…”
- Doesn’t use Sakai
- Doesn’t learn anyone’s names
- Makes due dates midnight instead of 11:59 p.m.
Listomania: Things to do over the long weekend
by The Cowl Editor on February 17, 2022
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Things to do over the long weekend:
- Attempt to salvage my grades
- Take the plastic wrap off of those textbooks
- Catch up on shows I’ve missed
- Binge watch Too Hot to Handle
- Make arts and crafts
- Catch up on all of The Cowls from this semester
- Actually buy groceries to cook real food
- Finally pick up my packages
- Clean out my desk
- Try out a new TikTok trend
- Eat discounted Valentine’s Day chocolate
- Write some scathing RateMyProfessor reviews
- Book a hotel and plane tickets for spring break
Listomania
by trogers5 on February 10, 2022
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Biggest Red Flags
- Asked me out to the PC basketball game
- Is a business major
- Has a pet monkey
- Doesn’t read The Cowl
- Is in their red hair phase (no offense, Sarah)
- Goes to URI
- Is Nate Jacobs (from Euphoria)
- Posts regularly on Yik Yak
- Gets hazelnut or pecan flavored coffee
- Has a favorite song from Certified Lover Boy
- Doesn’t thank the UG2 workers
- Prefers Ray over Alum
- Makes thirst traps on TikTok
- Chooses Old’s over Brad’s
- Doesn’t like Chicken Nugget Thursdays
- Posted about their lost Airpods on the PC mobile app
- Lives in Guzman
- Calls Suites “McCarthy”
- Doesn’t like Dean Sears’s emails
- Willingly has an 8:30 every day
- Has a red “Saturdays are for the boys” flag
- Picked me.