Listomania

by trogers5


Features


Professor Red Flags I Wish I Noticed Earlier in the Semester:

  • No syllabus week
  • Small word counts for essays (only for English/Creative Writing  majors)
  • Long word counts for essays (for every other major)
  • Asks for papers single-spaced
  • Wants printed and digital copies
  • No laptops allowed in class (they’re cutting into my online shopping time…)
  • Printing out every handout for class
  • Plugs their own journal articles
  • Has group projects
  • Cold-calls
  • Gives oral exams
  • Doesn’t reply to emails
  • Emails too much
  • Doesn’t let you use the bathroom
  • Gets mad when someone uses the bathroom
  • Not enough office hours
  • Doesn’t take off their jacket
  • Uses a chalkboard (and doesn’t mind the squeaking)
  • “I don’t really give out As…”
  • Doesn’t use Sakai
  • Doesn’t learn anyone’s names
  • Makes due dates midnight instead of 11:59 p.m.

Listomania

by trogers5


Features


Biggest Red Flags

a red flag
photo creds: pixabay
  • Asked me out to the PC basketball game
  • Is a business major
  • Has a pet monkey
  • Doesn’t read The Cowl
  • Is in their red hair phase (no offense, Sarah)
  • Goes to URI
  • Is Nate Jacobs (from Euphoria)
  • Posts regularly on Yik Yak
  • Gets hazelnut or pecan flavored coffee
  • Has a favorite song from Certified Lover Boy
  • Doesn’t thank the UG2 workers
  • Prefers Ray over Alum
  • Makes thirst traps on TikTok 
  • Chooses Old’s over Brad’s 
  • Doesn’t like Chicken Nugget Thursdays
  • Posted about their lost Airpods on the PC mobile app
  • Lives in Guzman
  • Calls Suites “McCarthy”
  • Doesn’t like Dean Sears’s emails
  • Willingly has an 8:30 every day
  • Has a red “Saturdays are for the boys” flag
  • Picked me.