by The Cowl Editor on November 30, 2018

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Features

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Cuddle with squirrels for warmth

Wear a ski mask

Stand inside the Calabria Torch

Put hot chocolate into your veins via IV

Buy a $500 jacket in the bookstore

Become cold-blooded

Ask your professors to cancel class in the spirit of Christmas

Burn your purchased textbooks for warmth

Admit defeat and accept Lucifer as your savior

Wear combat boots to class

Transfer to a college in the South

Email FixIt for the thousandth time to get your heat turned on

Read The Cowl by the fire in the Great Room (shameless plug)