by trogers5 on February 10, 2022

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Kathryn Libertini ’23

1. Download Tinder and Hinge for inspiration.
2. Scroll through the apps with your roommates, creating narratives and citing opinions that will most likely never materialize (but, hey, there’s a chance).
3. Delete Tinder and Hinge.
4. Tell your roommates Valentine’s Day is a “Hallmark Holiday” incentivized by capitalism.
5. Watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and 27 Dresses.
6. Question what “love” even is.
7. Download Tinder and Hinge for a reality check.
8. Delete Tinder and Hinge for a reality check.
9. Question what “reality” even is.
10. Call your therapist back.