Listomania: Weirdest Texts Sent to Librarians

by The Cowl Editor on September 28, 2017


β€œCan you tell that loud table to shut up?”

β€œWanna hang out later? πŸ˜‰Β β€

β€œCan you read this book to me?”

β€œIs it chicken nugget day yet?”

β€œWe need to talk.”

β€œAre we still on for breakfast?”

β€œCan you comment on my picture? I feel so alone.”

β€œPlease stop flicking the lightsβ€”I know you’re closing!”

β€œIs this the Krusty Krab?”

β€œHey, you up?”

β€œWhich filter?”

β€œCan you tame squirrels?”

β€œNeed anything from the liquor store?”


β€œWhere’s the Library?”

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