Listomania: Weirdest Texts Sent to Librarians

by The Cowl Editor on September 28, 2017


Can you tell that loud table to shut up?

Wanna hang out later? ;) 

Can you read this book to me?

Is it chicken nugget day yet?

We need to talk.

Are we still on for breakfast?

Can you comment on my picture? I feel so alone.

Please stop flicking the lights—I know you’re closing!

Is this the Krusty Krab?

Hey, you up?

Which filter?

Can you tame squirrels?

Need anything from the liquor store?


Wheres the Library?