Listomania: Ways to Recover from Midterms*

by The Cowl Editor


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Shopping Spree (i.e. a bottle of wine and Amazon Prime)

Dip in the Koi Pond

Eat Donuts

Bungee Jump Off of the Torch

Start Studying for Finals

Prescription Drugs

Drop Out

Binge the Show Leaving Netflix Next Week

Look at Transfer Applications

Ignore Calls from Home

Make a Voodoo Doll of Your Professor

See if the Add/Drop Period is Still Open

Form a Support Group

Go on a “Rate My Professor” Tirade

Seek Counseling

*The Cowl neither supports nor endorses these suggestions…except the one with the donuts.


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