Listomania: Reactions to Our Midterm Grades

by The Cowl Editor on March 15, 2018


Screaming into the Void

Begging Our Professors for Mercy

Throwing Our Laptops out the Window

Burning Our Textbooks


Changing Our Majors

Entering the Witness Protection Program

Opening a Café in Mexico

Eating Donuts

Planning Our Own Funerals

Getting Massages

Cuddling Squirrels

Jumping into the Torch

Drinking Our Problems Away