Dear Tiff and Earl,
What’s your ideal fall date?
-Hungry for love not pumpkins
Dear Forever Starving for Love,
My ideal fall date would be jumping in bug-infested piles of leaves and getting pumpkin guts all over me while carving scary faces into them. Fall is just my favorite season, can’t you tell?
Ugh, I can’t wait for summer.
Dear Hangry Pumpkin,
My favorite fall dates are in November. I really like the 11th and the 23rd. What does this have to do with love again?