by The Cowl Editor on March 3, 2019
Features
“Sakai Ashton-Langford”
“The only reason I’m enjoying this game is because of my drink.”
“When are we going to score? My legs are hurting.”
“Watson really filled into his body.”
“We scored a goal.”
“Coach Cooley is a well-dressed man.”
“The Shoe Shuffle is rigged.”
“Get that man a steak.”
“How many periods are left?”
Dance team comes on: “There are families here.”
“Alpha is the coolest name ever.”
Other team enters: “Safety School.”
“They call it a free throw for a reason.”
“Break his clavicle.”