Listomania: What We Hear at PC Men’s Basketball Games

by The Cowl Editor on March 3, 2019


“Sakai Ashton-Langford”

“The only reason I’m enjoying this game is because of my drink.”

“When are we going to score? My legs are hurting.”

“Watson really filled into his body.”

“We scored a goal.”

“Coach Cooley is a well-dressed man.”

“The Shoe Shuffle is rigged.”

“Get that man a steak.”

“How many periods are left?”

Dance team comes on: “There are families here.”

“Alpha is the coolest name ever.”

Other team enters: “Safety School.”

“They call it a free throw for a reason.”

“Break his clavicle.”