Listomania: Things to Do With My One Mental Health Day

by Elizabeth McGinn on February 25, 2021


Get a lobotomy

Watch iCarly

Get back to my knitting

Start crocheting (knitting’s too advanced)

Catch up on the sleep I haven’t been getting

Have an existential crisis

Yell at the sky

Not leave my room…oh, wait. I do that every day

Take a shower

Catch up on crying (and then my work)

Play on Webkinz and revert to my childhood self

Get banned from Club Penguin

Make up a fantasy world in my mind

Write my memoir, because you never know what tomorrow will bring

Cut my bangs

Start a cult

Buy 50% off Valentine’s Day chocolate

Oh no. It’s 1 p.m. already