by trogers5 on February 10, 2022


Biggest Red Flags

a red flag
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  • Asked me out to the PC basketball game
  • Is a business major
  • Has a pet monkey
  • Doesn’t read The Cowl
  • Is in their red hair phase (no offense, Sarah)
  • Goes to URI
  • Is Nate Jacobs (from Euphoria)
  • Posts regularly on Yik Yak
  • Gets hazelnut or pecan flavored coffee
  • Has a favorite song from Certified Lover Boy
  • Doesn’t thank the UG2 workers
  • Prefers Ray over Alum
  • Makes thirst traps on TikTok 
  • Chooses Old’s over Brad’s 
  • Doesn’t like Chicken Nugget Thursdays
  • Posted about their lost Airpods on the PC mobile app
  • Lives in Guzman
  • Calls Suites “McCarthy”
  • Doesn’t like Dean Sears’s emails
  • Willingly has an 8:30 every day
  • Has a red “Saturdays are for the boys” flag
  • Picked me.