Listomania

by trogers5 on February 10, 2022

Features

Biggest Red Flags

• Asked me out to the PC basketball game
• Is a business major
• Has a pet monkey
• Doesn’t read The Cowl
• Is in their red hair phase (no offense, Sarah)
• Goes to URI
• Is Nate Jacobs (from Euphoria)
• Posts regularly on Yik Yak
• Gets hazelnut or pecan flavored coffee
• Has a favorite song from Certified Lover Boy
• Doesn’t thank the UG2 workers
• Prefers Ray over Alum
• Makes thirst traps on TikTok 
• Chooses Old’s over Brad’s 
• Doesn’t like Chicken Nugget Thursdays
• Posted about their lost Airpods on the PC mobile app
• Lives in Guzman
• Calls Suites “McCarthy”
• Doesn’t like Dean Sears’s emails
• Willingly has an 8:30 every day
• Has a red “Saturdays are for the boys” flag
• Picked me.