February 24, 2018

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Feb.15, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do professors make us print so much? I shouldn’t be out of PC Prints before midterms! Sincerely, Low on Ink (and Patience)   Dear Low on Ink, Here’s a tip: just don’t print any of…

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  • Features | Feb.15, 2018

    Listomania: Sports We Wish Were Held At The Winter Olympics

    Jacuzzi Diving Hibernating Ice Cream Scooping Snowman Building Dog Sledding Busting My Ass On Icy Sidewalks Hot Chocolate Drinking Layering Clothes Shoveling Ice Fishing Brushing Snow Off Of Your Car Cutting Out Paper Snowflakes Ice Sculpting Karaoke

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My girlfriend wants to go out for nice dinner on Valentine’s Day, but I’m set on going to the PC vs. Villanova game.  She’s not really a fan of basketball.  How should I bring up this…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Listomania: Things Our Exes Have Sent Us For Valentine’s Day

    Baked Alaska Anthrax Feral Cats Raw Chicken A Picture of Their New Partner A Guide to Shaving Your Legs Old Clothes Molotov Cocktails Star Wars: The Phantom Menace on Blu-Ray A Manuscript of a Novel About the Relationship Breath Mints…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Three Line Third Wheel Stories

      His voice is all I can hear, And she calls him “dear.” Can I please just disappear? —Marisa DelFarno ’18   Walking out of my dorm, my two friends see me and invite me to come to the dining…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Celebrity Tinder Profiles

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’ve been invited to two Super Bowl parties this year, one by some friends who are Patriots fans, and another by some friends who are Eagles fans.  Which one should I go to, and how do…

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2018

    Listomania: People We Wish Performed at the Super Bowl

    DJ Diesel The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oprah Six Gents Garry “Jerry”/“Larry”/“Lenny” Gergich Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Beethoven Vanilla Ice Psy “Pants on the Ground” Guy Sophia Grace and Rosie “Apparently” Boy Willow Smith Phineas and Ferb

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  • Features | Jan.25, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Where do I go now that Alumni Hall is closed on Sunday nights? I have no desire to kill myself on Guzman Stairs while trying to get to Eaton Street Café. Sincerely, “Hangry”   Dear Hangry,…

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  • Features | Jan.25, 2018

    Listomania: Resolutions We’ve Already Broken

    Going to the Gym Being a Nice Person Staying Within My Dunkin’ Budget Not Binging Game of Thrones Going to Ray More Often Quitting My Horrible Job Showing Up to My 8:30 a.m. Class Destroying Philosophy Not Watching Cat Videos…

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