November 23, 2017

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Nov.16, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do people decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving? Sincerely, Ho Ho No   Dear Scrooge, Why don’t MORE people decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving??? Christmas is the best and most magical time of the year, and…

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  • Features | Nov.16, 2017

    Listomania: Things We’re Thankful For This Year

    Roommates Traffic on I-95 Doors Getting Slammed in Our Faces RIPTA Schedules The End of Prohibition Low-Profit Bookstore Buybacks Morning Mail Not Having Screens on Dorm Windows Friar Dom’s Terrifying Mouth PC Squirrels Joe Biden’s Book Tour Communal Bathrooms North…

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  • Features | Nov.09, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, How do I prepare for an impending thunderstorm? Sincerely, Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head   Dear Raindrops on My Head, Is this an emotional thunderstorm or a real thunderstorm? Because the two are vastly different,…

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  • Features | Nov.09, 2017

    Listomania: Weirdest Nicknames Ever

    Clammy Doo Doo* Dingleberry Merm Jo-Jo Banks Bugs Beaner Bubby Rotten Egg White Pagina Carlos Danger Fungus Dixie Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez *for a sophomore in college

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  • Features | Nov.02, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Kylo Ren: hot or not? Sincerely, Definitely Not Finn   Dear Finn, Ya know, if Kylo Ren was a girl, I would call him a “butter face,” or “but her face.” His body is so hot.…

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  • Features | Nov.02, 2017

    Listomania: Civ Colloquia We Wish Were Offered

    Naptime Through the Ages Historical Accuracy of Game of Thrones The Science of Chicken McNuggets The Study of the Torch Raunchy Greek Art Development of Eastern Civilization The Rise of Dunkin’ Donuts History of Dentistry Pets in the Ancient World…

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  • Features | Oct.26, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What is and isn’t acceptable to wear as a Halloween costume here at PC? Sincerely, In Need Of Candy   Dear In Need of Candy, Your question is tricky, but the answer is a real treat.…

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  • Features | Oct.26, 2017

    Listomania: Worst “Candy” You Can Receive For Halloween

    A Rock A Pocket Dictionary An Orange A Box of Raisins Airplane Peanuts Nothing, they wouldn’t open the door A Toothbrush Stale Starburst Cough Drops A Head of Cabbage Last Halloween’s Candy Knock-off Tootsie Rolls Fig Newtons Nature Valley Granola…

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  • Features | Oct.19, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Is it proper for women to be learned? Sincerely, Sir Clement Pickleton VII   No. Stay as undereducated as possible. No education = no job = a great excuse for a guy to pay for all…

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  • Features | Oct.19, 2017

    Listomania: Ways to Recover from Midterms*

    Shopping Spree (i.e. a bottle of wine and Amazon Prime) Dip in the Koi Pond Eat Donuts Bungee Jump Off of the Torch Start Studying for Finals Prescription Drugs Drop Out Binge the Show Leaving Netflix Next Week Look at…

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