September 25, 2017

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Sep.21, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Should I take the GREs? If so, how do I prepare for them? Sincerely, Forever an Undergrad   Dear Forever an Undergrad, I’ve been so swamped with homework and life and friends and the missing Cowls…

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  • Features | Sep.21, 2017

    Listomania: Places the Stolen Cowls Could’ve Gone

    Burned in the Torch The Koi Pond The “No Storage Alloweed” Closet in Ryan Random Dorm Room in Guzman The Matrix The Room of Requirement The Tunnels under Howley The White House Shelby, Ohio Canada (It Got Deported) Middle Earth…

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  • Features | Sep.14, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

      Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m planning a date with my girlfriend this weekend, but neither of us know Providence very well. You two have been here for a while—any ideas on where we could have a fun night out?…

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  • Features | Sep.14, 2017

    Listomania: Things PC Could’ve Done Instead of a Torch

    Built a New Dorm Renovated Aquinas Paid Adjuncts Exterminated Mice Spent More on Lawn Care Built a Petting Zoo Spent More Money on Student Health Updated The Cowl Office Brought in Edible Food Fixed Utilities in General Created More Student…

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  • Features | Aug.31, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

      Dear Tiff and Earl, I ordered my books from the bookstore yesterday, but they’re on backorder.  I need them for the first week and have no friends.  What do I do?!?! Sincerely, Not-A-Bookworm   Dear Not-A-Bookworm, First off, I…

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  • Features | Aug.31, 2017

    Listomania: Questions Freshmen Ask

    What is the best way to bribe my Civ professor? Why is there no sauce on Ray pizza? Can I still pass if I don’t do any of the reading? Who is Thomas Aquinas? Where is Slahvin* Lawn? How do…

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  • Features | May.04, 2017

    Listomania: Rejected Listomania Ideas

    Places Where You Wouldn’t Want to Run Into Friar Dom  Best Places to Do It on Campus  Worst Places to Do It on Campus  Reasons Why Parietals Are Still a Thing  Other Problems an Ice Cold Pepsi Can Solve  Alternatives…

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  • Features | May.04, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What are your summer/life plans? Sincerely, Your Concerned Aunt Mary-Jo What am I doing for the summer/the rest of my life? To quote the inspirational Kevin Malone, ’’I just want to lie on the beach and…

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  • Features | Apr.27, 2017

    Listomania: Things Found on the Floor After the Spring Concert

    Various Liquids A Single Tube Sock Glitter Sticky Boobs A Term Paper Friar Robes A Concertgoer Rae Sremmurd’s Friend A Glass Eye A Pair of High-Waisted Shorts A Stray Dog Alumni Pizza Crust

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  • Features | Apr.27, 2017

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My boyfriend is cheating on me with my best friend— what do I do? On the one hand I love my boyfriend and I love my best friend, but on the other hand I want to…

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