July 19, 2018

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | May.03, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I only have $10 left on my card; how do I make it through finals week without starving? Sincerely, Will Do Things For Money   Dear Penniless Person, You starve. I know that’s tough to hear,…

    Read More
  • Features | May.03, 2018

    Listomania: Rejected Listomania Ideas

    Hottest Friars Best PC Bathroom Graffiti Ways To Cheat On Your DWC Exam Athletes We Would Date Most Useless Majors Places To Hide Stolen Cowls Ways To Avoid Parietals Schools Better Than PC Worst Things You Can Find In A…

    Read More
  • Features | Apr.26, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I don’t have any grad schools or job prospects lined up.  What do I do? Sincerely, Failing At Life   Dear Failing At Life, Lol. And you think I do? I decided that all I want…

    Read More
  • Features | Apr.26, 2018

    Listomania: Things We Do Instead of Studying for Finals

    Look at the Torch Adopt a Goldfish Make a Fort Out of Our Books Clear Out Our Netflix Watchlists Contemplate Mortality Remember How Easy We Had It As Freshmen Clean Our Rooms Watch Dog Videos Dump Bugs in Ray Food…

    Read More
  • Features | Apr.19, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What’s your opinion on breakfast for dinner? Sincerely, Green Eggs and Ham   Dear Green Eggs and Ham, I am a huge fan of brunch all day, any day, at any time of day, so long…

    Read More
  • Features | Apr.19, 2018

    Listomania: What To Do If You Don’t Have A Spring Concert Ticket

    Go in the Friar Dom Costume Cry Ride the RIPTA Have Your Parents Email About it Extort Your Roommate For a Ticket FaceTime Someone at the Concert Put on Your Own Concert Listen to the Walmart Yodeling Kid Remix on…

    Read More
  • Features | Apr.12, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Who is your celebrity crush? Sincerely, BuzzFeed   Dear BuzzFeed, This one’s a no-brainer: local Providence College celeb Adam Hanna. I stroll on down to the Met every chance I get in hopes that his transcendent…

    Read More
  • Features | Apr.12, 2018

    Listomania: Life Lessons Learned From DWC

    How to Sneak Out of Class to Get Starbucks How to Make Up for Not Participating How to Avoid Getting Called On How to Scan Sparknotes/Shmoop 10 Minutes Before Seminar How to Bullshit How to Not Read and Still Pass…

    Read More
  • Features | Mar.15, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I have a housing crisis.  One of my friends wants to live with me next year, but I don’t want to live with them.  How do I break this to them without ruining the friendship? Sincerely,…

    Read More
  • Features | Mar.15, 2018

    Listomania: Reactions to Our Midterm Grades

    Screaming into the Void Begging Our Professors for Mercy Throwing Our Laptops out the Window Burning Our Textbooks Transferring Changing Our Majors Entering the Witness Protection Program Opening a Café in Mexico Eating Donuts Planning Our Own Funerals Getting Massages…

    Read More