November 15, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Nov.14, 2019

    Friartire: And We Thought Chicken Nugget Thursday Was the Best It Could Get

    by Young, Dumb, and Broke ’20 This weekend, the Class of 2020 gathered together to celebrate their past three years in Friartown for the annual Senior Ring Weekend. Due to budget cuts, the biggest event of the weekend, the Saturday…

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  • Features | Nov.14, 2019

    Listomania: Things that should be Yankee Candle scents

    Eaton Street Cafe Mozz Sticks Eau de Paul Rudd Nug day The Cowl fresh off the press Insomnia cookies Dunkin’ McPhail’s milkshakes (all of them in one candle with mix-ins) McDermott Nail polish remover Gasoline The smell of defeat Harry…

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  • Features | Nov.14, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Help, my roommates think it’s too early to start decorating for Christmas, but I already put my tree up! Is my blow-up Santa too much? Sincerely, Stocking Stuffer   Dear Stocking Stuffer,  You’re merely temporarily relocating…

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  • Features | Nov.01, 2019

    Fast Fiction: What Scares You the Most?

    In 14 words or less “What Scares You the Most?” Go! An email comes from the Bursar’s Office: tuition due by the first. by Daniel Carrero ’23 The shower upstairs turns on, but I thought I was home alone… by…

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  • Features | Nov.01, 2019

    Friartire: The Hash-Slinging Friar

    by Ghost Hunter ’21 In the weeks preceding Halloween, several students have reported witnessing a ghost-like figure wandering late at night. The figure was described by a source as “dressed in the white habit of a friar,” but appeared to…

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  • Features | Nov.01, 2019

    Listomania: Pumpkin Carving Ideas

    Exam Cheat Sheet The Gettysburg Address Dante’s Inferno My TikTok username A portrait of Father Sicard My social security number A map to El Chapo’s treasure Another pumpkin A tasteful nude The torch The bike lane…RIP Coach Cooley Dot and…

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  • Features | Nov.01, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, The spider hanging over my bed is whispering sweet nothings into my ear. How do I proceed? Cautiously, Slightly Interested   Dear Slightly Interested,  It’s 2019, so no judgment here. The one thing I would say…

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  • Features | Oct.24, 2019

    Listomania:Classes We Wish Were Offered

    eSports  Basket Weaving How to Tap a Keg Sodexo Cooking How to Get into Credit Card Debt Avocado Toast Colloquium History of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Metaphysics of Living in an Aquinas Double Ray Burnt Toast Prevention Ethics of Cult…

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  • Features | Oct.24, 2019

    Friartire: President Pooh

    by Pooh Bear Fanatic ’21 Xi Jinping, president of the People’s Republic of China, made headlines last week when reports of his lawsuit against Walt Disney Productions resurfaced for their use of his likeness in their depiction of Winnie the…

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  • Features | Oct.24, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m allergic to pumpkin spice. How do I assimilate into society? Blandly, Not-Spice Girl Dear Blandly,  That’s really tough, especially this time of year. But a pumpkin is just a gourd, so you can make a…

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