September 18, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Sep.15, 2019

    Listomania: Things the City of Providence could have put on Eaton Street other than a bike lane

    Dorms A torch A scooter lane More hot dog carts An Insomnia Cookie Nitro Cart drive-thru More parking spaces Trees A canal for Waterfire A slip n’ slide Designated Uber pick up spot Designated vaping zone White Claw garden Designated…

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  • Features | Sep.15, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My roommate went to find the tunnels and I haven’t seen him in a week. What should I do?  Sincerely, Only Slightly Concerned   Dear Only Slightly Concerned, Here’s something they don’t tell you in orientation: …

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  • Features | Aug.29, 2019

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’ve barely been on campus a week and I’m already feeling homesick. How can I make PC feel like home?  Sincerely,  Flown the Coop   Hi Flown the Coop, Moving into college is a big transition,…

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  • Features | Aug.29, 2019

    Listomania: Things Orientation Leaders Say

    I love “Body” by Loud Luxury There’s so much to do here besides drinking Top or Bottom? Friar Family We are going to do an icebreaker Ray just makes you get creative There’s more to PC than Eaton Street Say…

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  • Features | May.02, 2019

    Listomania: Rejected Listomania Topics

    How to solve the PC housing crisis (we couldn’t) Things people get unnecessarily offended by What to name the New Science Building Weird flexes Why Fr. Shanley really went on sabbatical Things you find in Suites Hall over the weekend…

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  • Features | May.02, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My parents just called me and said that they cannot help me move out after my last final exam because they are taking a trip down to Florida to “get a summer tan.” How do I…

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  • Features | Apr.11, 2019

    Listomania: Backup Commencement Speakers

    Coach Cooley DJ Diesel (#neverforget) John Mulaney Father Shanley (while we still have him) Putin and Trump Wayne G. Resmini (“In Pain? Call Wayne”) Governor Raimondo Dot Lori Loughlin (get that degree even if it’s honorary) Paul Rudd Camille Kostek…

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  • Features | Apr.11, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m having a lot of trouble trying to slog through the last few weeks of the semester and Easter just can’t come soon enough. Do either of you have any advice on how to get through…

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  • Features | Apr.04, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl My week was uneventful, how was yours? Curiously, George   Dear George, My week was the same as most weeks. Monday, I caught and cooked up a king crab. Tuesday, I fought a super villain and…

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  • Features | Apr.04, 2019

    Listomania: Things Friars Keep In Their Robe Pockets

    Travel-sized Bibles Incense Handwarmers More pockets Rosary beads Map of campus Tide-to-Go stick Copy of The Cowl Backup robe Cigars A collection of ABBA CDs The mystery of the Trinity Unconsecrated wafers (#afternoon snack) Personal autograph by Coach Cooley Martin…

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