August 23, 2017

Posts from "Portfolio"

  • Portfolio | Mar.27, 2014

    Item no. 9827-01

    by Ariana Pasquantonio ’16 Portfolio Staff If you looked out to the beach in the morning you’d find me right where you left me, cradling baby man-o-wars, those misshapen bubbles, in sand to drop back into the water (even when…

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  • Portfolio | Mar.27, 2014

    “There is chaos in the streets! The situation is excellent.”

    by Austin Harney ’17 Portfolio Staff It has been nearly six months since the bombing. Nothing was the same for my father and me since then. The government has been frantic to suppress any further violence and any form of…

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  • Portfolio | Mar.27, 2014

    Tiffany & Earl: March 27, 2014

    Dear Tiffany and Earl, Commencement plans are starting to happen, and I’m in an awkward situation. A really close friend of mine just asked me to go with him, but I don’t really feel that way about him. There’s a…

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  • Portfolio | Mar.27, 2014

    Listomania: Runner-Up Commencement Speakers

    Kanye West Dr. John Corvino Stephen Colbert Sarah Palin Oprah Joel Osteen Jerry Springer Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Any of the Kardashians Mr. T Sylvester Stallone Joseph Kony Porky Pig

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  • Portfolio | Mar.20, 2014

    Tiffany & Earl: Broke and Stingy

    Dear Tiffany and Earl, I’m a senior getting ready to graduate, and my school is already bombarding me with emails about Senior Giving. I’m broke, though! I’ve got student loans to pay off, and I’m still looking for a real…

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  • Portfolio | Mar.20, 2014

    Waking up for Class

    by Austin Harney ’17 Portfolio Staff Today I walked into the ole’ institution, (A real horror-show day), But there’s horror shown As I walk Throughout the hallways. I see every teacher and student With fizzing static vision mindlessly Following into…

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  • Portfolio | Mar.20, 2014

    A Small, Quiet Town

    by Kiernan Dunlop ’14 Portfolio Staff Nothing ever happened in my town. In fact, I wouldn’t doubt if it had the least amount of crime in the country, not that there was much crime anywhere in those days. Everybody knew…

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  • Portfolio | Mar.20, 2014

    Paradise Is Where I Am, Part 3: A Safe Town

    by Jose Martinez ’16 Portfolio Staff Darkness, and then some red, followed by more darkness. That’s all I see. All I hear is a distorted bleeping noise…and the longer it goes on it begins to sound something like a synth…

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  • Portfolio | Mar.20, 2014

    Rock Star

    by Melanie Souchet ’14 Portfolio Staff Drink your milk, stay in school, don’t do drugs. Those were the three general life rules. I did the first, barely managed the second, and failed on the third. Did it count if it…

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  • Portfolio | Mar.20, 2014

    Two writers, one line: “If the sun went out tomorrow”

      by Branan Durbin ’16 Portfolio Staff If the sun went out tomorrow, I would miss its streaming rays pouring over the world like honey, filling each crack with sweetness and soothing the roughest of days. The morning’s gentle glory…

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