by Elizabeth McGinn on March 25, 2021
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Turn your grade upside down
Convert it to the metric system
Give your professor a little gift *wink wink*
Cram on your Wellness Wednesday
Give an expository interview to Oprah about your teacher
Round it up to an A
Send your professor a death threat
Have Daddy pay your professor off
Perform a ritual to the flame
Ask Paul Rudd for help
Sign up for a late night tutoring session
Send tasteful nood(le)s
Just don’t, drop out of school and start an OnlyFans page instead