by Andrea Traietti on October 18, 2018
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Repeatedly slam your notebook against your head
Cry on the library couch for 30 minutes and then fall asleep
Eat your feelings out in Ray
Look at “Help Wanted” ads for when you drop out
Fill out a Change of Major form
Read your friends’ papers so you don’t have to write your own
Go to your professor’s office hours to bribe your way to an “A”
Netflix and “Study”
Reserve a room in Ryan for 48 hours
Download a virus onto your computer and say it was hacked
Go home and “forget to bring your homework”
Watch an episode of The Office for every page you read
Create a Spotify study playlist
Watch Vine compilations for research
Just Give Up