by The Cowl Editor on December 8, 2017
Christmas
A Snowball-ed House
Blockbuster/Borders Gift Certificates
The Torch (as a Plushie, a Keychain, a Decal…You Name It)
Figgy Pudding
Fruitcake
Feral Cats
A Bag of Flaming Poop
A Restraining Order
Spray-On Hair
Re-Gifted Presents
A Gym Membership
A Slap in the Face
A Six-Pack of Deodorant
A Bella Thorne Poster
Unsolicited Eggplant Pics
Tickets to Fyre Festival
An Extra Semester of Civ
A Sears Coupon