by The Cowl Editor on January 24, 2019
Features
“How is your family?” -My Boss
“Good to see you.” -Someone I‘ve never seen before
“What classes are you taking?” – All of my professors
“Where are you living?” -My next-door neighbor
“Abroad changed my life.” -Everyone who studied abroad
“How are you?” -Person walking in the other direction
“Come over anytime.” -Person who doesn’t say where they live
“How is your syllabus week going?” -Someone taking four classes
“What did you do abroad?” -Everyone who didn’t go abroad
“I haven’t seen you since last year.” -Person trying to be funny
“Let’s catch up soon.” -Person I haven’t seen since New Student Orientation
“What is your New Year’s resolution?” -My Mom
“I’ve missed Ray.” -Said no one ever