by Connor Zimmerman on February 27, 2020
Features
Go to Namibia (they have a significant cheetah population)
Go to your bed/hibernate
Go to any place that has better food than Ray
Fyre Festival
Buy a ranch in the old country
Go to space (the final frontier)
Hop the fence and explore Father Shanley’s house
Do your taxes
File your FAFSA
Go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole
Binge Shane Dawson conspiracy videos
Dabble in Scientology
Watch the Oscar nominees you never got around to
Get your textbooks for this semester
Reverse engineer a Boeing 737 Max
Steal the Declaration of Independence
Prove that the Earth is really flat
Make money (so that you can afford to go on Spring Break next year)