by Elizabeth McGinn on February 25, 2021
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Get a lobotomy
Watch iCarly
Get back to my knitting
Start crocheting (knitting’s too advanced)
Catch up on the sleep I haven’t been getting
Have an existential crisis
Yell at the sky
Not leave my room…oh, wait. I do that every day
Take a shower
Catch up on crying (and then my work)
Play on Webkinz and revert to my childhood self
Get banned from Club Penguin
Make up a fantasy world in my mind
Write my memoir, because you never know what tomorrow will bring
Cut my bangs
Start a cult
Buy 50% off Valentine’s Day chocolate
Oh no. It’s 1 p.m. already