November 17, 2019

Listomania: Backup Commencement Speakers

posted on: Thursday April 11, 2019

Coach Cooley

DJ Diesel (#neverforget)

John Mulaney

Father Shanley (while we still have him)

Putin and Trump

Wayne G. Resmini (“In Pain? Call Wayne”)

Governor Raimondo

Dot

Lori Loughlin (get that degree even if it’s honorary)

Paul Rudd

Camille Kostek (actually, we would prefer Gronk)

Kris Dunn

A DWC professor to remind us why DWC matters

Ghost of Thomas Aquinas

Tom Brady

ANY DOG (sorry Huxley you don’t count)

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