February 24, 2020

Listomania: Christmas Gifts for Your Haters

posted on: Friday December 8, 2017

A Snowball-ed House

Blockbuster/Borders Gift Certificates

The Torch (as a Plushie, a Keychain, a Decal…You Name It)

Figgy Pudding

Fruitcake

Feral Cats

A Bag of Flaming Poop

A Restraining Order

Spray-On Hair

Re-Gifted Presents

A Gym Membership

A Slap in the Face

A Six-Pack of Deodorant

A Bella Thorne Poster

Unsolicited Eggplant Pics

Tickets to Fyre Festival

An Extra Semester of Civ

A Sears Coupon

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