posted on: Thursday April 12, 2018
Dear Tiff and Earl,
Who is your celebrity crush?
This one’s a no-brainer: local Providence College celeb Adam Hanna.
I stroll on down to the Met every chance I get in hopes that his transcendent eyes will finally meet mine.
Each and every night I drift off to sleep while listening to the magical sound of his voice.
Who knows, maybe one day he’ll pull a Justin Bieber during a performance and I’ll be brought on stage as his “One Less Lonely Girl.” After all, a girl can dream.
Dear Underpaid Intern,
I do not believe in celebrity crushes because no woman is too good or too famous for me. I once got together with Christina Aguilera, and I can prove it if you want. However, if I had to pick a person on the top of the list, it would be Bella Thorne. Most people hate on her and that is exactly why I want her. Her crazy attitude and horrible acting makes me wish I was with her now. Some could say I am My Own Worst Enemy.