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LISTOMANIA
by The Cowl Editor on September 8, 2022
Features
Worst Things To Hear During Syllabus Week
- “We’ll start class today with a quiz/pop quiz”
- “I don’t like to give out As”
- “Okay class, let’s take out the reading!”
- “No unexcused absences”
- “We won’t have breaks during class” (it’s a marathon class)
- “The final for this class will count for over half of your grade”
- “Attendance is required for this class”
- “No tech”
- “There’s gonna be a final paper and exam”
- “Barely anybody has passed this class before”
- “I will be cold calling”
- “Participation is worth 40% of your final grade”
- “Let’s do an ice breaker”