Listomania: Plans to Make for Spring Break

by Connor Zimmerman on February 27, 2020


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Go to Namibia (they have a significant cheetah population)

Go to your bed/hibernate

Go to any place that has better food than Ray

Fyre Festival 

Buy a ranch in the old country

Go to space (the final frontier)

Hop the fence and explore Father Shanley’s house

Do your taxes

File your FAFSA

Go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole

Binge Shane Dawson conspiracy videos

Dabble in Scientology

Watch the Oscar nominees you never got around to

Get your textbooks for this semester

Reverse engineer a Boeing 737 Max

Steal the Declaration of Independence

Prove that the Earth is really flat

Make money (so that you can afford to go on Spring Break next year)