by The Cowl Editor on October 6, 2022

Features

Things to hide from my parents before they visit

• My extensive stash of alcohol 
• My Urban Outfitters corset 
• My credit card statement
• My unopened textbooks
• My shot glasses
• My “White Lies” T-shirt
• My bowl
• The 100s of opened tabs on my laptop
• My significant other’s sweatshirts (they think I’m single)
• My significant other

by The Cowl Editor on September 26, 2022

Features

Worst Places To Show Your Parents On Parents Weekend

• Ray
• Guz
• Eaton Street 
• Communal bathrooms
• Chad Brown Street
• Where I failed my civ final 
• Radcliffe Avenue 
• Foxy Lady 
• The middle of the flame where the pee sits
• Suites 
• Any freshman male’s dorm