Listomania

by The Cowl Editor


Features


Things to hide from my parents before they visit

  • My extensive stash of alcohol 
  • My Urban Outfitters corset 
  • My credit card statement
  • My unopened textbooks
  • My shot glasses
  • My “White Lies” T-shirt
  • My bowl
  • The 100s of opened tabs on my laptop
  • My significant other’s sweatshirts (they think I’m single)
  • My significant other

Listomania

by The Cowl Editor


Features


Worst Places To Show Your Parents On Parents Weekend

  • Ray
  • Guz
  • Eaton Street 
  • Communal bathrooms
  • Chad Brown Street
  • Where I failed my civ final 
  • Radcliffe Avenue 
  • Foxy Lady 
  • The middle of the flame where the pee sits
  • Suites 
  • Any freshman male’s dorm

    stick figure family
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