Listomania: Things Professors Say/Do Over Zoom

by Sarah McLaughlin '23


“Hope you’ve all been staying healthy!”

“Does anyone have the answer?” Silence.

“Unprecedented times.” 

“So I’m gonna share my screen…now.”

“Can everyone see it?” To the muted class.

“We CaN’t HeAr YoU yOu’Re On MuTe.”

“Do you like my virtual background?”

“Do my audio/visuals look alright to you?”

“Alright, I’m going to separate you all into breakout rooms now!”

“Let’s all turn on our videos and unmute ourselves now.”