I Like Meat Better: A Carnivorous Parody to “I Like Me Better” by Lauv

by The Cowl Editor on February 14, 2019


Parody


by Sarah Heavren ’21

To be wanting some grub in New York City
To not know where to go but know I want food that will be good and tasty
To be wanting some grub in New York City
Midnight into morning coffee
Could use something sweet and salty

Ham, I like meat better when I’m with you
I like meat better when I’m with you
I knew from the first time, we roasted some ribs prime ‘cause
I like meat better when
I like meat better when I’m with you

I don’t know what it is, but I got that feeling
Waking up I feel in my tummy there’s some room
For some good home cooking
I can hear the sweet bacon start to fry
There is no reason for stopping
The nice sizzling and popping

Ham, I like meat better when I’m with you
I like meat better when I’m with you
I knew from the first time, we roasted some ribs prime ‘cause
I like meat better when
I like meat better when I’m with you

Stay awhile, stay awhile
Eat here with me
Stay awhile, stay awhile oh
Stay awhile, stay awhile
Eat here with me
Bacon’s greasy

I like meat better when I’m with you
I like meat better when I’m with you
I knew from the first time, we roasted some ribs prime ‘cause
I like meat better when
I like meat better when I’m with you
Better when, I like meat better when I’m with you