September 25, 2023

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Category: Parody

Feb102022The Underground

Kate Ward ’23   By the time of his lunch break, Edmund was exhausted from an early morning preparing a...

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Mar252021God Star: A Holy Parody to “All Star” by Smash Mouth

by Lil Wit ’21 Psalm 91 told Him the world ain’t gonna know Him They put a crown of thorns...

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Feb112022Sonnet 130, But I’m Stuck Inside My Apartment

by Sarah McLaughlin ’23   The gray Nor’easter clouds block out the sun, And biting winds turn all our faces red. For one day, the snow’s white, the weekend’s fun, The mattresses are dragged outside as sleds.   But frostbite...

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Feb112021Portfolio’s Dating Profiles

I love waking up every morning to the FriarAlert Daily Screening emails, but I’d rather wake up with you 😉 -Lovesick   Real good with a Q-tip.  -24 Self-administered COVID Tests   Consistently testing negative but I have a positive attitude and a dog. I’m also tall, if that helps. -The Swab Master   I […]
Elizabeth McGinn

Feb142019I Like Meat Better: A Carnivorous Parody to “I Like Me Better” by Lauv

by Sarah Heavren ’21 To be wanting some grub in New York City To not know where to go but know I want food that will be good and tasty To be wanting some grub in New York City Midnight into morning coffee Could use something sweet and salty Ham, I like meat better when […]
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