Listomania: Best Ways to Raise Your Midterm Grades

by Elizabeth McGinn on March 25, 2021


Turn your grade upside down

Convert it to the metric system

Give your professor a little gift *wink wink*

Cram on your Wellness Wednesday

Give an expository interview to Oprah about your teacher

Round it up to an A

Send your professor a death threat

Have Daddy pay your professor off

Perform a ritual to the flame

Ask Paul Rudd for help

Sign up for a late night tutoring session

Send tasteful nood(le)s

Just don’t, drop out of school and start an OnlyFans page instead