December 15, 2018

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Sep.27, 2018

    Listomania: Better Transportation for PC Security

    Golf Carts Horse & Buggy Bumper Cars Amusement Park Choo-Choo Train Segways Ziplines Tandem Bikes Heelys BatmobileTM Hoverboards Food Trucks (For Undercover Jobs) Cable Cars Budweiser Clydesdales Exercise Balls Pogo Sticks A Subway Through Lower Campus Tunnels Magic Carpet from…

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  • Features | Sep.27, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Okay, I’m in the shower, and the fire alarm goes off. What are my options? Sincerely, Slipping in Suds   Dear Slippery on Life, Stay in the shower. The water should protect you…right? Unless you feel like…

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  • Features | Sep.20, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What’s your ideal fall date? -Hungry for love not pumpkins   Dear Forever Starving for Love, My ideal fall date would be jumping in bug-infested piles of leaves and getting pumpkin guts all over me while…

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  • Features | Sep.20, 2018

    Listomania: Things to “Snap” Sodexo*

    A picture of my undercooked chicken “Cheating on Ray with Take3” A picture of my own cooking “Where’s the hot chocolate?” A picture of Dot looking sad at the changes in Ray A face-swapped picture with the cockroach sitting next…

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  • Features | Sep.13, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My friends convinced me to download Tinder. How do I make sure people swipe right? -Hopefully Funny, but Also Kinda Ugly   Dear Ugly and Kinda Funny, Isn’t it obvious? Get a pic of…

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  • Features | Sep.13, 2018

    Listomania: Bad Reasons to Call PC Security

    My mozz sticks got cold. Um, I’m kind of…stuck. In the flame. My syllabus says that Tuesday is a Monday schedule. I called Fix-It two months ago and they still haven’t come. A squirrel jumped out of a trash can…

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  • Features | Aug.30, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What should I do to make this semester my best one yet? Sincerely, Thirsty for Knowledge   Dear Thirsty for Knowledge, Buy all your textbooks, binders, and Five Star notebooks from the bookstore for…

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  • Features | Aug.30, 2018

    Listomania: Things We Don’t Miss About Summer Vacation

    Driving Five Hours to See College Friends Broken AC Units Paying to Park at the Beach Sharing the Car with Your Siblings Spending All of Your Free Time with Your Parents Working 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. for Minimum Wage…

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  • Features | May.03, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I only have $10 left on my card; how do I make it through finals week without starving? Sincerely, Will Do Things For Money   Dear Penniless Person, You starve. I know that’s tough to hear,…

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  • Features | May.03, 2018

    Listomania: Rejected Listomania Ideas

    Hottest Friars Best PC Bathroom Graffiti Ways To Cheat On Your DWC Exam Athletes We Would Date Most Useless Majors Places To Hide Stolen Cowls Ways To Avoid Parietals Schools Better Than PC Worst Things You Can Find In A…

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