August 20, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Feb.01, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Lately, I have been just so tired and stressed after class that I’ve been sleeping the whole day away. Do you have any tips on how to relax after a long day of classes without going…

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  • Features | Jan.24, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, It has been two weeks since I have come back to school, and everything in my apartment is already broken. My dishwasher has turned my kitchen into Noah’s Ark, the lights keep flickering, and my fridge…

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  • Features | Jan.24, 2019

    Listomania: Most Awkward Small Talk

    “How is your family?” -My Boss “Good to see you.” -Someone I‘ve never seen before “What classes are you taking?” – All of my professors “Where are you living?” -My next-door neighbor “Abroad changed my life.” -Everyone who studied abroad…

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  • Features | Jan.18, 2019

    Listomania: Reasons Why My Bank Account is Empty

    Late night McDanks trips Renting textbooks for spring semester Tijuana, baby That gym membership I still haven‘t used Had to convert money to PC Cash Stocked up on Costco’s 27 lb Mac & Cheese Storage Buckets Getting “Mo Bamba” on…

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  • Features | Jan.18, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m getting a new transfer roommate this semester and I’m worried. My last one always made shrieking noises at night due to his night terrors, and I could never sleep. Do you have any advice on…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2018

    Fast Fiction: What is the True Meaning of Christmas?

    Celebrating together and never alone. by Sam Pellman ’20   This ugly year is over, Christmas oncoming. by Sam Ward ’21   Playing in the snow at 21 years old. by Dawyn Henriquez ’19     Children experiencing the magic…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2018

    Letters to Santa

    Dear Santa, I already talked to one of your helpers (I’m old enough to know he’s not the real deal) but I thought I’d write you a note just in case he forgets to tell you. This Christmas, surprisingly, I…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2018

    Listomania: The Festivus Airing of the Grievances

    All I can do is procrastinate Ray (#BringBackThePaniniStation) Ban electric scooters Professors moving finals a week earlier Saturday finals Dorm fines Dunkin’ getting rid of the peppermint mocha Getting misdiagnosed by the Health Center Running on three hours of sleep…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2018

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My friend and I cannot settle this debate. He claims that Die Hard is just a movie that takes place during Christmas, while I argue that Christmas is one of the integral themes in this amazing…

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  • Features | Nov.30, 2018

    Listomania: How to Survive Winter at PC

    Cuddle with squirrels for warmth Wear a ski mask Stand inside the Calabria Torch Put hot chocolate into your veins via IV Buy a $500 jacket in the bookstore Become cold-blooded Ask your professors to cancel class in the spirit…

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