September 16, 2019

Posts from "Christmas"

  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2018

    Letters to Santa

    Dear Santa, I already talked to one of your helpers (I’m old enough to know he’s not the real deal) but I thought I’d write you a note just in case he forgets to tell you. This Christmas, surprisingly, I…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2018

    Listomania: The Festivus Airing of the Grievances

    All I can do is procrastinate Ray (#BringBackThePaniniStation) Ban electric scooters Professors moving finals a week earlier Saturday finals Dorm fines Dunkin’ getting rid of the peppermint mocha Getting misdiagnosed by the Health Center Running on three hours of sleep…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2018

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My friend and I cannot settle this debate. He claims that Die Hard is just a movie that takes place during Christmas, while I argue that Christmas is one of the integral themes in this amazing…

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  • Features | Nov.30, 2018

    Listomania: How to Survive Winter at PC

    Cuddle with squirrels for warmth Wear a ski mask Stand inside the Calabria Torch Put hot chocolate into your veins via IV Buy a $500 jacket in the bookstore Become cold-blooded Ask your professors to cancel class in the spirit…

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  • Features | Nov.30, 2018

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Why are all my professors assigning work before finals? How am I supposed to complete five papers in a week? On top of all this, my computer is completely dead. What should I do? Sincerely, Mo…

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  • Features | Nov.19, 2018

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I do not want to go home for Thanksgiving because I know my pesky relatives will ask what I am doing with my post-grad life this spring. Truth is I have no idea and I will…

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  • Features | Nov.19, 2018

    Listomania: What Do Friar Dom and Huxley Do Over Thanksgiving Break

    Reenact Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Hunt squirrels on electric scooters Go on a ghost hunting expedition in the tunnels under Howley Jump in piles of leaves Feast on Ray cold cuts Listen to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is…

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  • Features | Nov.19, 2018

    Listomania: Absolutely Real State Laws

    In Texas, astronauts can vote from space. In Alabama, you cannot wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. In Rhode Island, you cannot drag race horses on the highway. In some towns in Virginia, you cannot go trick…

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  • Features | Nov.19, 2018

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My boyfriend will only answer someone when they refer to him as Darth Kicka**. He is failing school right now and our relationship is on the rocks. What should I do? You’re my only hope, Leia…

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  • Features | Nov.01, 2018

    Listomania: I Wish I Wrote My College Essay About…

    Getting my first library card When my grandmother got run over by a reindeer When I shot my brother (with a BB gun) The time I tripped up the stairs in front of my crush When I dropped my box…

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